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Soo.. I was diagnosed with Familial Hemiplegic Migraine today (between friends FHM).

FINALLY.

I had my first attack summer of '10 when I was at work. FHM (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Familial…) usually manifests itself with loss of eyesight, numbness/paralyzing of either side of the body, nausea, intense headache, panic attack and coma.
At first they thought I was having a stroke, with the right side of my face hanging, right hand not working and couldn't see anything or say anything.
They ambulance'd me to the hospital, and after seven long hours from the first symptoms the team of doctors concluded I had my first FHM episode.


Side Note: 4 different kind of scans (which I am too uneducated to name except for the obvious CT and MRI), two ambulance rides, a bed for a day and a night, and a whole team of doctors will cost you 12,90 € in Finland.


I wasn't really given much information during my first visit,- nobody really seemed to know much of it, after all there are only about 100-200 cases in Finland. (I still don't know much about it.)


This, of course, makes me totally special and I should get tons of messages saying how brave I am and how cool but tragic it is to be me.
I am such a tough nut for handling this scary RARE disease with such grace and bravery,- even if it does bother me only about every other year.



FHM cannot be diagnosed without having at least two attacks, so I had to wait till today to get proper treatment.

And THIS can only mean one thing...
It's time to get me some Vicodin and cosplay Dr. House! :evillaugh:






I'll get a life-long ban on what will be my first and last con once they realize I'm not just pretending to be high.







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So I've been working through the pile of unwatched movies I have laying on my desk (I like to watch something while I work).
One of them was the "Hurt Locker".

I have the general picture of war movies usually sucking ass, even though the topic interests me.
The possibility of another bad war movie mixed up with the Drama- genre had put me off this flick for months, until imdb convinced me otherwise.

The movie was good. I made no progress with my art that night.
My favorite scene by far was when Jeremy Renner stops the Iraqi taxi with a pistol.
A big man, dressed up in a massive Juggernaut suit, pointing a tiny Beretta 92. This scene has been forever burned into the inside of my eyelids.

I found that tiny pistol to be much more intimidating than if he was holding an M4 like the rest of the squad. Or a shotgun. Or a flamethrower, for that matter. Any of the above, and I would have run him over with my cab.
But he had to be holding a pistol, and now I have a Juggernaut -suit fetish. :stare:

To whom it may interest, check my fileshare on MW3 in Dome for some real 5 on 1 Juggernaut action. (I was just the cameraman).

I've even had dreams involving the said suit, and sometimes pistols, in various situations.

I've calculated that you could probably fit two people into that suit. Or something. I haven't really figured the mechanics out yet.
I guess I have to wait for tonight's broadcast to find out.

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So. :stare:
I can explain. The last one, was definitely a request.

I'm sure you all know Buu, from DBZ?
I got a request to make a ripped female version of him. This unholy abomination was the result of that brainfart (which I take no responsibility for):

Although this was a weekend project (=in-between-procrastination -project) which I had no intention of perfecting, I still tried to turn a muscular troll into a sexy female villain. Needless to say, to some degree, I failed.
What I ended up with was a balloon-chested freak: The result was basically a Buu with a set of funbags and wide hips. :stare:
If I recall correctly, my idea was "...To make a sexy Super Buu with boobs <3"
It seems I dropped the word "sexy" at some point, slapped a pair of hooters on my Buu, and called it finished.  


Boob count: The amount of expressions used to describe female chest area in this journal: 4


Thank god I at least don't have to stare at him/her much longer, this... person was a gift, which means the freak with boobs will leave my desk in a few days.
The problem here is that this isn't the first time I've sinned. I solemnly swear that this one wasn't my idea, but it's not like my Gallery isn't already littered with these boobalicious "gender-benders":

Tekken Sex Change - Xiaoyu by SgtMilenko Tekken Sex Change - Raven by SgtMilenko Tekken Sex Change - Bryan by SgtMilenko

So what's the deal? I'm sure someone can pull some Freudian shit about my development and end it by questioning my sexuality, but they'd just be wasting their time.
So I took a closer look at these... pieces of art, and realized, that almost all of them are male characters turned into busty females, with the exception of flat chested cock-mongling Xiaoyu. (I think we can all agree that this monster was a mistake we can forgive and forget.)

I find it amusing playing around with my favorite characters and putting them in unusual situations, but I think I've now had my share of these drag queens.

If you can call Buu that...

My imagination finally scared me into doing some real work, and all it took was one horrid, poorly executed idea. Next time I'll make a mental note to draw a few sketches and then decide if I want to disturb people with the end product or not.





End Boob count: 8

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Just like every year, it seems that the closer we come to Christmas, the less time I have with my extracurricular activities.

MW3 came out yesterday (and I'm still waiting for my copy), Skyrim is going to be released the day after tomorrow, and Halo Anniversary Edition three days after that.  
This is a bad time to have something life-changing happen to you, nor to have a portfolio and three requests screaming for your attention.

There's also a new album from Disturbed.

Due to a signed confidentiality agreement I am unable to discuss the details, but I can say a loss of a life is what's keeping me busy.
I'm looking at a major change in my life in a few weeks. The effects are long term, and I've had little time to prepare for this.
And this ordeal could not have come at a worse time.

This means that everything I was supposed to do on my freetime, will be delayed. I'm trying to push new WIPs of the new sculpture, but sadly, most of it does nothing but collects dust on my desk day after day.
I'm also struggling with my portfolio. I've forsaken yet another version, and am trying to compile a new one.

It seems that, often my problem is that I start (and promise to finish) multiple projects, switch between them, and eventually abandon them all for yet another new project, just because I got bored/stuck.
Then I try to justify working on something totally unrelated with "artblocks" and "I was going to do this anyway".
15 minutes ago I uploaded a practise picture that I did yesterday, when I was supposed to work on a pile of emails.

This is not helping. :stare:

I'm not in especially great spirits, but I doubt I can use that to justify my procrastination.
At least not forever.

Tell me I'm not alone here.
Tell me it's perfectly normal to have 4 different projects under work (one with a "this was supposed to be done yesterday!?" -priority), and still get distracted by new ideas.

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At September 12th, The Kurokono -profile was attagged.
Now, I've been fiercely ill for the past three days, and unable to counterattag.

Today is the first day I can sit up, and since I'm also more coherent now, I thought it could be time to take care of some unfinished business.

1. If you would have the opposite gender for one day, what would you do!?

Tell him to do the dishes and fix me a sammich,  the usual.

Now if I WAS the opposite gender for one day, I'd probably try peeing standing up. Shit is so fascinating. How the hell do you aim so it doesn't...  
...Or go to the usual place and see how many chicks I can pull.

2. What is the first thing that comes to your mind rrrrrrrright NOW!?

I can see myself and the curved reflection of the room in that bottle. If I look at it every ten seconds I can prevent any possible assasination attempts.

3. What pet would you prefer? Snake, spider, iguana or monkey?^^

Snakes are cool, but kinda useless.. Spiders are cute but too small, Iguanas just.. kinda.. lay there and do nothing. So a monkey would be sweet. I could train him to be a helper monkey, but it would turn evil, like in that episode from Malcolm in the Middle.

4. How would your perfect day look like? (describe in short sentences)


Wake up. Sex. Shower. Gym. Sauna. Beer. FPS.

5. What came first? The chicken or the egg?


I'm unsure if hens are able to have orgasms, but it sure as hell is more likely than the egg having one.

6. Does the society get directed by the individual or does the individual come into beeing by society?

Oh hell no, I'm already banned from the Nature vs Nurture conversation, I'm not falling for this one.

But if I have to voice my opinion, then I'd say the latter. The society is sculpted by big organizations and media that overshadow the influence of separate individuals. You dress in a garbage bag because Vogue weekly says that it's the proper thing to do this quarter.

7. The very first thing you would do if youve won the lotterie? (billions of -put in your currency here-)

Hire a Bentley Continental to pick me and my family up, then drive to Dominiques for lunch.

8. What was your career aspiration as a child?

Hitman.
The long-term prognosis isn't too promising, so I chose the next big thing.

9. Which person would you like to meet the most?

Peter König. And shame on you if you haven't heard of him!

10. Who is your fave artist on DA?

Mega hard to say. Mark Newman :iconmarknewman:, most likely.


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1. Which of the following is your morning picker-upper: Coffee, Tea, Red Bull, Cold Shower.

2. What is your earliest childhood memory?

3. What was the color of your family's first car?

4. You can change one minor thing about either yourself, or the world. Which one would you choose, and what would you change?

5. Do you know what a hippocampus is? (If you typed in "google", I can tell)

6. Have you ever felt that you've been f'd in the a by a major corporation? If yes, please specify.

7. If you absolutely had to choose a religion to believe in, which one would it be?

8. Please share the world the most embarrasing moment of your short life.

9. What is in the right pocket of your trousers? If you answered nothing, go through all the right pockets of your clothing till you find something worth reporting.

10. The first item on your left is your weapon in zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?




And now.. The hunt begins.
Beware the wrath of random tags...!!

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