At September 12th, The Kurokono -profile was at
tagged.
Now, I've been fiercely ill for the past three days, and unable to counterattag.
Today is the first day I can sit up, and since I'm also more coherent now, I thought it could be time to take care of some unfinished business.
1. If you would have the opposite gender for one day, what would you do!?Tell him to do the dishes and fix me a sammich, the usual.
Now if I WAS the opposite gender for one day, I'd probably try peeing standing up. Shit is so fascinating. How the hell do you aim so it doesn't...
...Or go to the usual place and see how many chicks I can pull.
2. What is the first thing that comes to your mind rrrrrrrright NOW!?I can see myself and the curved reflection of the room in that bottle. If I look at it every ten seconds I can prevent any possible assasination attempts.
3. What pet would you prefer? Snake, spider, iguana or monkey?^^Snakes are cool, but kinda useless.. Spiders are cute but too small, Iguanas just.. kinda.. lay there and do nothing. So a monkey would be sweet. I could train him to be a helper monkey, but it would turn evil, like in that episode from Malcolm in the Middle.
4. How would your perfect day look like? (describe in short sentences)
Wake up. Sex. Shower. Gym. Sauna. Beer. FPS.
5. What came first? The chicken or the egg?
I'm unsure if hens are able to have orgasms, but it sure as hell is more likely than the egg having one.
6. Does the society get directed by the individual or does the individual come into beeing by society?Oh hell no, I'm already banned from the Nature vs Nurture conversation, I'm not falling for this one.
But if I have to voice my opinion, then I'd say the latter. The society is sculpted by big organizations and media that overshadow the influence of separate individuals. You dress in a garbage bag because Vogue weekly says that it's the proper thing to do this quarter.
7. The very first thing you would do if youve won the lotterie? (billions of -put in your currency here-)Hire a Bentley Continental to pick me and my family up, then drive to Dominiques for lunch.
8. What was your career aspiration as a child?Hitman.
The long-term prognosis isn't too promising, so I chose the next big thing.
9. Which person would you like to meet the most?Peter König. And shame on you if you haven't heard of him!
10. Who is your fave artist on DA?Mega hard to say. Mark Newman
, most likely.
1. Which of the following is your morning picker-upper: Coffee, Tea, Red Bull, Cold Shower.
2. What is your earliest childhood memory?
3. What was the color of your family's first car?
4. You can change one minor thing about either yourself, or the world. Which one would you choose, and what would you change?
5. Do you know what a hippocampus is? (If you typed in "google", I can tell)
6. Have you ever felt that you've been f'd in the a by a major corporation? If yes, please specify.
7. If you absolutely had to choose a religion to believe in, which one would it be?
8. Please share the world the most embarrasing moment of your short life.
9. What is in the right pocket of your trousers? If you answered nothing, go through all the right pockets of your clothing till you find something worth reporting.
10. The first item on your left is your weapon in zombie apocalypse. How screwed are you?And now.. The hunt begins.
Beware the wrath of random tags...!!